Friday 8 March 2013

KTN Tujuane Show Episode 12 - Blind date turns nasty

On being a classy lady....or not....

Ladies, ladies, ladies......I saw this today and I really had no words for it....as in, is she for real??  Fakeness to the extreme! What on earth?! Tennis? Fencing?! Girl please, do you even know what fencing is? Single-handedly giving Kenyan chiquittas a bad rep......you need to be severely dealt with!

Get real! There's nothing worse than someone who thinks they know everything and really can't even begin to understand anything they're talking about.

On patriotism and appreciating your roots......


For starters, if God wanted everybody to be the same, He would've created us that way. Different skin colours, languages, cultures and traditions are exceedingly important; our diversity as the Human race is what makes us so beautiful. Think about it this way: imagine that every bird on the planet was of the same species or family. What would it be like if everybody around the globe woke up to exactly the same sound of singing birds every morning? No harmonies, surprise solos or any other such like. Just one uniform sound. Boring!!!! Even choir masters know that, that's why choirs sing in parts. (duh!)

So in her refusal to speak in her native language (she even challenged the poor unsuspecting guy about it), this here chiqqa has basically dissed her entire culture and background. So much for patriotism. How much can you really love your country or your roots if you refuse to speak your language and belittle those who do? Rubbish, I tell you. Let me introduce you to my newest life motto:

You are what you spew.
Here are some prime examples of people you may have heard of putting my motto to good use:

 #ChrisBrown “Can I get your number? I promise I won't beat you!”

#ParisHilton“Gay guys are the horniest people in the world ... they're disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS."

#MikeTyson “I was a prostitute hunter.”


#MariahCarey: "Whenever I watch TV and see all the pictures of those poor starving kids, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be that thin, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

#JessicaSimpson: "Tuna? Is that some kind of chicken?"
**They walk among us. Some of them even reproduce.**

In other words, garbage comes out because only garbage was input in the first place. My good people, this is one of those cases where you are advised to learn from other's mistakes. Please do not allow yourself to be caught up in these embarrassing scenarios. Style up before the any permanent damage is done!

Famous physicist quotes: Sir Isaac Newton


Anonymous
Be a patriotic circle among the squares. :-)

Have a great one! ;-)





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